Funniest Answer Paper Ever heard in CUSAT History

Once we got an opportunity to gaze into an Answer Paper of our fellow CUSATian Brother.We cant publish his name right here since we just took it as a struggle and don’t want to spoil his name.The images of the answer paper are shown here to show how much an Engineering student can answer to a Question when he knows nothing.Just want to prove that how hard we have been struggling and achieved the ability to create paragraphs and pages from a simple 2or 3 English words.

 
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FIRST SHEET

 
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Actually the Question was : SEASONING OF TIMBER..
What he actually wrote in the first paper :
Seasoning of timber :-The Seasoning of timb the another Seasoning of the timber in any timber means wood.the Seasoning of the wood in the meaning of timber in the ma_ering of timber in the any two ……. measuring in the area of the timber is the any to point in the timber in the reasoning of the timber the recent in the reasoning area of the reasoning of the timber any to point of reasoning of the timber any wooden work works of two any three measing of three types
measoning types of the timber the many types of timber every more then the timber in may be beacause that any timber
 
what did i do to type it easily here:
i copied The reasoning of timber and Ctrl+v…. actually i came with the pasting process several time.
 
Findings from the first paper :
Actually the Question was SEASONING OF TIMBER...
He started the answer with seasoning later changed to Reasoning and then measoning…. and from the answer it is clear that the Student was blank and Void.keep up man.. but must gave a little concentration….
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SECOND SHEET
 
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The Question was : Glass
What he wrote on the paper:

Glass:- the glass method of the glass in the method of glass of the majoring of the glass gypsum the glass of the any glass and two and three methods of glass in the colored glass ie ___________________ on the another timber in the colored timber in the gypsum in the Co loured gypsum in the any other colored of glass timber in the difficult the any other glass in the equilibrium in the any other gypsum in the many factoring in the any timber glass.the glasses of the in the any other timber in the the many glass of any other timber in the glass of many other glass factor of any two types of many other timber in the three types of any other timber in the three types of any other timber in the types of glass in the factor

Findings about the paper : he struggled a lot to get some words so that he could write any thing… but he failed in that try…. just three foreign words and he did it…he knows tht the glass’s one of the raw material is Gypsum.. so he added gypsum everywhere and tried to write every English word he know….he was so innocent to be unaware that the word “timber” was from the Previous Question……. what a concentration… jai ho…

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THIRD PAPER

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The Question was : Painting

What he Wrote on paper :

painting:- Buidind Constrcution is important using of painting the coloured wiped painting the moxed painting of the aboce the painting the painting the main important using on painting the painting of important thing in painting in
the painting colored very the painting painting coloured red,balck,blue,,white,yellow,green etc the painting any two and three coloured it any prblem in the yellow coloured the painting
coloured in the painiting is main in ……… structure or painting the color..
findings from this sheet:
he is a color mixing expert… i thing he had some practical experience in the field of painting… he tried his level best to apply that knowledge here…but must say it was a failure .. again well tried.,,
 
 
 
Actually he got an total of 3 marks out of 50 …. guys give me your mark for this answer sheet.I guess he deserves more than 3 for his infinitely long word placing capacity and for his courage to present his views …..
 
on the view of the ethics of an Engineer,I GAVE THIS ANSWER SHEET A FULL OF 50/50.. since the Answer sheet has all its Enthusiasm and the hardworking nature of an Engineering student …

 

WELL THAT WAS INTERESTING…I’M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN PAPERS LIKE THIS..SO IF YOU CAN TAKE PICS AND UPLOAD AWAY.. BE FRANK,COMMENT

Best regards,
SAHIL
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